ASK ROTODORKS
12/10/08 - Week 15
Jon,
Hey i play your brother this week in the 2nd rd of the playoffs, just to make it clear i was not one of the idiots he calls a friend that told him to start gonzalez over bryant haha, but anyways im tryin to knock your brother out of the playoffs for the 3rd straight season but have some tough decisions to make on whom to start this week wondering if you could give me some advice that way we both could have sh*t to talk on him, Sit or Play? Romo sun night game vs Giants or Mcnabb monday night game vs Clev. which 2 WR’s shd i play Vincent Jackson vs KC, Donald Driver vs Jac, Bernard Berrian vs Ari, Lee Evans vs NYJ “Keep in mind i have marshawn n thomas jones at RB in that game already” or Santonio Holmes vs Bal. Thx for your help and SCREW ANDREW!!! hah - Thizzminister
Thizz,
Haha. He was very angry with me once Gonzo scored that TD. You have to play Romo. Its a home game, inside, and he shouldnt have any trouble at all putting up points. McNabb has a home game in philly…I am going there tomorrow and looked up the weather and its suppose to be rainy/snowy/and windy…..not good passing conditions.
WR’s - In the rankings I am about to post in a few minutes I have Jackson and Driver basically even….I have to play driver in one league this week but I like jackson a little more. Berrian would be an interesting play if he didnt do shit last week and now Tavarius Jackson might be the starting qb…..Go Evans…….I’m sure I will hear about this from him also.
12/3/08 - Week 14
Jon,
I must win this week in order to make the playoffs. Our league uses 2 Rb’s and 1 flex and I need to figure out who to start in these 3 positions out of these guys: Westbrook @NYG, SJax @Ari, Hillis vs. KC, and Grant vs. Houston. Latest reports show that Grant will get most or all the carries because he is not limited from his thumb and Brandon Jackson has a lingering hamstring issue. Just going on matchups alone I would sit Westbrook but we learned last week that you can never sit him. What do I do? (Ryan - Dearborn, Michigan)
Ryan - I am sitting Grant here. The Eagles centered their offense around Westbrook last week and it worked wonders. There is no reason they should not try and do that again this week…..actually….Andy Reid might fuck it up somehow. SJax is back and had a solid last game and
even going against an Arizona offense that will put up a lot of points, he can still be involved in the passing game. Hillis has had 3 great weeks in a row. I can’t justify sitting him against a better matchup vs KC. Ryan Grant rushed for 39 yards last week….and 67 rush yards the week before. He also left the game last week with an injury. Even with a good week of practice and rest…..I don’t see how you can play him over either of the 3 you named. Good luck sir. 12/2/08 - Week 14 Dear Rotodorks, Fantasy football is ruining my relationship with my girlfriend. What should I do?!? (Tom - Newport Beach, CA) Tom, Relationships are about give and take, compromises, and forgetting anniversaries. If your girlfriend cares about you then she should realize that you need one day out of the week (and two nights if you count monday and thursday games) to hang out with your buddies, your tv, and your computer to watch football. It isn’t much to ask. I’m sure she will get you to go see Twilight or some other lame movie so the least she can do is bring you and your friends beers during games, or go to her friends house and paint eachother’s nails or whatever it is they do. NO MA’AM. Dear Rotodorks, I am one win from the playoffs. Do I start Devin Hester or Chris Chambers? (Jeff - Seal Beach, CA) Jeff, This is obviously a fake question because nobody can come close to making the playoffs with having either of these WR’s start. If you do reall exist “Jeff” I guess start…..Hester? Doesn’t matter. You will probably lose either way. You must have made some terrible moves or trades to be in this situation. Need advice? Email jon@rotodorks.com or mike@rotodorks.com