FWP - Fragile Willie Parker
Looking at Parke’rs weekly scoring log is depressing: 31, 10, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 13, 0, 11, 0, 3, Vomit.
His knee isn’t getting any better and he will likely put up another whopping 3 points if things keep going the way they have been. This is good for all those bastards who scooped up Mel. Moore and just another week of disappointment for Parker owners thanks to Willie and his lil’ knee.
Owning Parker in leagues has been more frustrating than owning Tom Brady was. Atleast with Brady there was closure, and if you picked up Cassell, the last two weeks have been pretty bright. Having Willie Parker on the other hand has been a nightmare. You can’t drop him, but you can’t start him. Based on my frustration Fast Willie Parker is now officially Fragile Willie Parker. Hopefully “Troy” doesn’t come after me for insulting his man crush. Who posts pictures like this? Seriously. Now that I have criticized FWP hopefully he will blow up for 30 points. But going against NE this week, Parker blowing up is about as likely as Michael Vick throwing 4 touchdowns.