Haterade - Steven Jackson and the pencil mustache
I didn’t like Steven Jackson pre-draft. I thought he was going to be a bust. Looking back I really had no legitimate reason, except for the fact that everyone was really into him. Now that he sucks I feel validated. When I started writing this article I was going to make fun of SJ for his creepy pencil mustache, then I noticed the top 5 RB’s right now all have that shit going on too(seriously go look). Hey guys, you all have 40 million dollar contracts - last I checked chicks weren’t into lines of pubic hair above your lip. Check yourselves. Especially you SJ, if you must rock the chi-mo look at least put some points on the board. SJ hasn’t scored a touchdown when his team has been behind all season.

November 20th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
how’s this for a stache?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=50623&op=5&o=global&view=global&subj=6004498&id=514404383
and how do we feel about chinstraps?