Man Law

Fantasy Sports, rules to live by:

If you are out of the playoffs you may not drop your entire team

Thou shalt not draft players solely because you like the team they are on, or worse their name

If winning, you are obligated to harass, question the sexual orientation of, belittle and comment on the mother of your opponent, the same is true if you are losing

Thou shalt not have your girlfriend join a money league and propose lopsided trades with her

Thou shalt not offer any outside consideration for fantasy trades

Thou shalt not draft a kicker before round 12

Thou shalt not drink any liquid but beer during a fantasy draft

If thou loses, thall shall have two (2) weeks to  pay the winner. Anything longer is  legitimate cause for being called out and embarassed by all involved.