Matt Cassel - haterade

So many people in sports hop on what I call the slurp wagon, one day an athlete is bordering on mediocrity the next moment they are Michael Jordan.  Give me a break.  The guy has two monster weeks. Stop slurping. People are slurping so hard that they are talking about trading brady because cassel is better.  Wow.  Let that sit in a second.  Cassel has two big weeks and the slurp wagon takes off like sorority girl in an elbow licking contest. Also what did he do last week: 39.4 QB rating, 169 yards 0 TDs, 2 INTs, oh and 2 fumbles lost.

Lets look at some other numbers:

Cassel has played 12 games, he has a rating of 85.5 completion % of 64.6, 13 TDs, 10 INTs, 2748 YDS.

Tom Brady played 16 games last season, but to be fair lets use 3/4 of those numbers (12 games).

Tom Brady prorated to 12 games, 117 rating, 63% completion, 37.5 TDs 6 INTs 3604 YDS. Result: Brady > Cassel.

Assuming last year was a total fluke for Brady how about the year before.

2006 Brady, Prorated to 12 games, 87 rating, 61% comp, 18TDs 9 INTs, 2646 YDs. Result: Brady > Cassel.

But Brady is 5 years older than Cassel - shut up.

Based on my rigorous statistical analysis Matt Cassel is 35-72% of the man Tom Brady is.  This allows us to draw some interesting comparisons.

35% of Gisele Bundcheon:

gets you this:

35% of Endorsement deals Brady has:

gets you this:

cash money

Ring Count: Brady: 3. Cassel: 0.

I don’t even like Tom Brady that much.  But please, stop slurpin’ Cassel.

please email me and argue with me: mike@rotodorks.com



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