I didn’t like Steven Jackson pre-draft. I thought he was going to be a bust. Looking back I really had no legitimate reason, except for the fact that everyone was really into him. Now that he sucks I feel validated. When I started writing this article I was going to make fun of SJ for his creepy pencil mustache, then I noticed the top 5 RB’s right now all have that shit going on too(seriously go look). Hey guys, you all have 40 million dollar contracts - last I checked chicks weren’t into lines of pubic hair above your lip. Check yourselves. Especially you SJ, if you must rock the chi-mo look at least put some points on the board. SJ hasn’t scored a touchdown when his team has been behind all season.

Hey John.  I got to admit I enjoy your commentary and inside fantasy injury updates.  But numerous fantasy owners had to be pissed tonight because you reported this morning that Portis was not playing at all.  Well John, he started, luckily for you he had a mediocre game.  I’m starting to wonder if your oddly shaped skull is still the best sieve for fantasy info.  Maybe you are still reeling from Salisbury calling you the crypt keeper.

Hello nurse!

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