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Man Law - Fantasy edition

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Jon and I have decided to start a new series called “Man Law.”  As new self-evident truths become apparent to us we will add to the man law page above.

The man law additions for tonight are:

If you are out of the playoffs you may not drop your entire team

Thou shalt not draft players solely because you like the team they are on, or worse their name

If winning, you are obligated to harass, question the sexual orientation of, belittle and comment on the mother of your opponent, the same is true if you are losing.

Thou shalt not have your girlfriend join a money league and propose lopsided trades with her

Thou shalt not offer any outside consideration for  fantasy trades

Thou shalt not draft a kicker before round 12

Thou shalt not drink any liquid but beer during a fantasy draft